Brocoli: The lone Broc

There was the broccoli, sitting on my half emptied plate. Sitting there, UNEATEN! A dog under the table would do, or maybe a brocoli eating robot. If there was only a way to get rid of it, a way to dispose of the brocoli sitting on my plate. I just wish there was a invisible black hole that I could send my brocoli through. I wish it was just GONE! Sick of brocoli, had it yesterday and the past 4 days after that. Dont they get it, ENOUGH BROCOLI!